Carl's Mobile Photos

Feels very illicit

2012-01-24T00:20:00.001Z

But ultimately is just another copy of today's Times abandoned on the tube.

The naughtiest of all weasels.

2012-01-15T17:02:00.001Z

Good customer

2011-12-19T20:57:00.001Z

I feel so proud I could burst. Or maybe I'm just full of pizza.

Best jigsaw ever!

2011-12-11T14:26:00.001Z

P D James enjoying the literary atmosphere

2011-11-10T19:37:00.001Z

An unmissable offer

2011-11-06T20:28:00.001Z

Computers supplied by M. Night...

2011-10-31T09:12:00.001Z

Chipotle! In London! And it is a magical place

2011-10-30T14:36:00.001Z

where a can of Fanta and a spoonful of mashed avocado somehow costs nearly three quid. Burrito delicious nontheless.

Frosted

2011-10-17T08:00:00.001+01:00

One perfect rose in the garden. Yes that is string. Hush.

And just like that

2011-10-11T23:44:00.000+01:00

I have to taste one.

The golden terminator

2011-10-11T21:37:00.001+01:00

Apparently I knollile.

So many options...

2011-10-11T19:15:00.001+01:00

I take it Subway aren't listed in Volvo sat nav maps.

Croatian naive art museum

2011-09-30T19:54:00.001+01:00

Wine and Monster Munch at the Troubadour

2011-09-25T23:43:00.001+01:00

Caught it!

2011-09-11T21:20:00.001+01:00

Of course I'll probably miss the payoff but you can't have everything eh.

Here we go again!

2011-09-09T18:20:00.001+01:00

Imminent liver attack off the starboard bow captain!

2011-09-09T16:18:00.001+01:00

So it begins..

2011-09-07T15:38:00.001+01:00

Sainsbury's getting it right

2011-09-02T20:08:00.001+01:00

As long as you're a stereotypical greetings card woman.

The price of sloth

2011-08-29T20:25:00.001+01:00

More than double price for the convenience of not sticking half in the fridge for later

Suggestive nectarine

2011-08-15T19:16:00.001+01:00

is pleased to see me.

I don't remember this being difficult, you know.

2011-08-06T17:33:00.001+01:00

Apparently I knollile a butcher

2011-08-04T21:26:00.001+01:00

With a bag on my head

Adjacent

2011-08-04T16:55:00.001+01:00

At the Great British Beer Festival

Mr Ben the Drunken Aussie

2011-08-02T01:08:00.001+01:00

Fun fact: I do not actually find Ben nearly as physically repulsive as this picture suggests.

Does anyone know the number for the golf course?

2011-08-02T01:05:00.001+01:00

I'm tempted to say something disparaging but it's easy to forget what improvement this is from the 90s when we all walked about with the full set of UK telephone directories, street maps and board games stuffed into creaky wheelbarrows.

Marilyn Dogsun

2011-08-01T22:05:00.001+01:00

Don't leave your car unattended in Eton

2011-07-29T15:59:00.001+01:00

The vandals may be funny but they can't spell

3D glasses included

2011-07-28T23:45:00.001+01:00

My brother doesn't always buy me wine...

2011-07-26T20:28:00.001+01:00

The Met's finest..

2011-07-23T17:40:00.001+01:00

Burn!

2011-07-23T14:15:00.001+01:00

Wandsworth council on fine form. I am in a way happy the old bin lives on and is still useful, being emptied and lined regularly along with its replacement. That said, part of me is horrified that The Brighter Borough can't be arsed to take away this mildly traumatising post-apocalyptic corpse. I mean, it's near a school!

Baggy Trouser Pockets

2011-07-19T09:24:00.001+01:00

Filled with sweaty notes

Minding the Gap

2011-07-13T20:49:00.001+01:00

Wimbledon Chase station

But I'm afraid of saying something stupid..

2011-07-11T19:41:00.001+01:00

Love trees

2011-06-26T11:42:00.001+01:00

A large group

2011-06-16T22:57:00.001+01:00

Of males on bikes.

Fullers may have this one for free

2011-06-14T22:32:00.001+01:00

I am beginning to think that the phenomenon of 'pub inspiration' may actually just be down to unrealistic enthusiasm for essentially mundane nonsense.

John Lennon's vegetarian legacy

2011-05-31T12:03:00.001+01:00

On the M25, north of the M40

Back to bed Peppa!

2011-05-27T13:55:00.001+01:00

Viz on top form as usual.

Doglets!

2011-05-17T10:32:00.001+01:00

Broadband

2011-04-30T16:11:00.001+01:00

Way to phone it in, BT.

I am the least nature man in Wandsworth post office right now

2011-04-30T15:52:00.001+01:00

Spotted in Wandsworth shopping centre

2011-03-16T22:59:00.001Z

Is it just me?

Terrifying warning

2011-02-14T12:38:00.001Z

Spotted on the back of a truck stuck in traffic on the North Circular

PEDESTRIAN

2011-02-12T16:09:00.001Z

Yes it's new.

2011-02-06T12:02:00.001Z

And yes drinking it took a bit of practice.

Look what I just bought.

2011-02-06T11:59:00.001Z

In London. In 2011.

Glad to be gay

2011-02-03T13:11:00.001Z

Double take

2011-02-03T12:46:00.001Z

Is it telling that I did one?

Is it just me? It's just me isn't it.

2010-12-05T13:13:00.001Z

Heavy, black and pendulous

2010-11-29T10:33:00.001Z

Does 'clip' mean 'soda'?

2010-11-29T08:38:00.001Z

Yo dawg, we heard you love craps..

2010-11-24T10:00:00.001Z

Not as painful as trying to work out what on Earth you mean

2010-10-26T15:24:00.001+01:00

A nation of nerds

2010-10-15T00:37:00.001+01:00

The fact that the first floor is above ground was just normal until I net Americans. Then it was right in the pedantic way that "colour" is right. But now I realise it's just that all British lift operators are secretly programmers.

I am very tempted

2010-10-06T00:07:00.001+01:00

to close this suitcase and take it home right now.

Chicken Cottage are really pushing the envelope this time

2010-10-03T23:28:00.001+01:00

Still my favourite parts degreasing product

2010-10-03T15:36:00.001+01:00

This just in: your suitcase is more injurious to your health than heavy drinking.

2010-09-27T19:50:00.001+01:00

No I'm serious. This is - no exaggeration - about half of it.

2010-09-21T15:03:00.001+01:00

Waitrose in Richmond has just become some kind of booze Mecca

2010-09-21T15:00:00.002+01:00

Proving a Point

2010-09-19T00:59:00.001+01:00

First sellout - Codrington Codger

2010-09-11T20:40:00.001+01:00

Bouncey castle

2010-09-11T13:29:00.001+01:00

A queue no less!

2010-09-11T13:26:00.001+01:00

A cheeky pint for the door staff

2010-09-11T12:59:00.001+01:00

More blue sky!

2010-09-11T11:36:00.001+01:00

What do forecasters know anyway?

The garden is drying up nicely after last night's rain..

2010-09-11T11:08:00.001+01:00

Extra name badges

2010-09-11T09:50:00.001+01:00

Cooking with gas

2010-09-10T20:14:00.001+01:00

The bar is open

2010-09-10T19:11:00.001+01:00

Snells Hall is ready for action!

2010-09-10T11:59:00.001+01:00

Banners are up on the main road from local metropolis Wantage

2010-09-10T11:36:00.001+01:00

A little light DIY before the show

2010-09-10T10:14:00.001+01:00

A little spunky

2010-09-09T12:11:00.001+01:00

The Funky Monkey is living up to its name!

A solemn moment

2010-09-09T11:42:00.001+01:00

As we tap the first barrel!

The signs are up

2010-09-09T10:42:00.001+01:00

I don't want to hear any excuses about missing the turning!

Thirsty yet?

2010-09-08T16:30:00.001+01:00

All ten beers are on!

2010-09-08T16:16:00.001+01:00

First beers on stillage

2010-09-08T14:48:00.001+01:00

Best Mates just dropped off two barrels. So we have a festival!

Escalator permanently stairs

2010-08-11T21:04:00.001+01:00

(With apologies to Mitch)

Boredom in Wickes

2010-08-08T20:16:00.001+01:00

You have to love the long bars at the Great BRitish Beer Festival

2010-08-05T22:16:00.001+01:00

A tempting offer

2010-07-30T07:41:00.001+01:00

Sainsbury's still can't add up

2010-07-18T14:18:00.001+01:00

Max at the festiva

2010-07-10T21:01:00.000+01:00

The loosest slots

2010-06-23T21:48:00.001+01:00

Packing up the house revealed this gem from St Louis.

Beware of everything!

2010-06-23T00:32:00.000+01:00

Another elephant shirt!

2010-04-16T23:03:00.002+01:00

I'm on a roll here.

And what exactly would you do about it?

2010-04-09T08:56:00.001+01:00

Elephant shirt!

2010-04-08T21:50:00.001+01:00

2 euro coins just got cuter!

2010-04-07T12:58:00.001+01:00

A door each

2010-03-21T00:00:00.001Z

Personal Experience

2010-03-19T09:39:00.001Z

Today's Metro has two one star reviews on its movie pages today. This one raised a chuckle.

1989 £2 coin

2010-02-07T22:57:00.001Z

Only in England is this considered a street with parking

2010-02-07T16:49:00.001Z

"Ah, sod it; kids are narrow. There's plenty of room on the pavement for them to share with the cars."

Half price sale!

2010-01-31T15:17:00.001Z

Celebrity Big Brother LIVE

2010-01-27T01:02:00.001Z

Says it all, really. Think I'll switch over to Babestation.

2 for £2 fail redux

2010-01-25T15:54:00.001Z

It's a great combination of stickers, isn't it?