"Oh that's cheap"

says the Camden bartender. Apparently £20 isn't unusual in nightclubs. For 16s. Welcome to 2013, where only millionaires smoke legit snouts.

Hannibal's other job

Not the most reassuring sight when you're stuck in stop start traffic on the M4

Just a pavement snoozer

Snoozing all the time

Panini

is already plural.

Almost romantic

FECK