Marketing.

It works.

Way to ruin all my fun, Sainsburys

Well it'd better be a scorching Summer

That's all I'm saying.

Grumpy reviewer

Carl's Route

Sounds about right. I do spend about half my life sitting on tubes through here.

Free with every bike

Ironically, spotted in a central London bike shop.

It even has a coin slot

A poster

Okay. So bear with me on this one. We're on a lads' weekend in the countryside. The traditional copy of Zoo magazine has been purchased. Inside was a free poster which on one side featured veteran boobslinger and ex Powwownow spokesperson Jodie Marsh and on the other this frankly mystifying partial mammary. It's beyond parody. A poster of half a tit. According to the mag, there are four to collect but even the complete set depicts neither face nor, well, anything that isn't directly associated with the nourishment of newborns. Zoo, we salute your single minded and shameless pursuit of the appreciation of large breasts. And nothing else.

Dessert swans a-swimming

Eva has provided a lovely Mothers' Day treat which is being served on Max's patent two-tone Angel Delight mini lakes.

The Royal Society for the Protection of Various Fauna

Parking in London

I do get annoyed when I get parking tickets on a technicality but then I see what my local council have had to do and I realise asinine rules come from somewhere.