My 3D printer is working!

If by "working" you mean "horrifying".

I hope you like bubble wrap

The film of my life

had better carry this warning. I love how perfectly juxtaposed it is. There's nothing funny about violence, yet "slapstick violence" sounds hilarious. There's nothing "mild" about either slapstick or violence, yet specifying how gentle the violence is, creates a moment of bathotic genius. And how "mild" can it be anyway - the poster carries a health warning! It's perfect in every way.

A bunch of sellouts

It's a clean sweep at the Wantage beer fest. Good on 'em.

Am I the last person to notice

how well the new(ish) Hammersmith and City line trains match up with their terminus' platform? Yeah, thought so. I might be the first to case enough to blog about it though! Oh God, what has this site become? A record of my slow descent into middle aged inanity? Ah well, it's cheaper than a novelty tie collection I suppose.