If your cheque run is boring I feel bad for you son

is to make the boring, fun.

Parochial? Nous?

Funny how we love to laugh at American news for its lack of perspective but then, when a fifty year storm threatens to flood the NYC subway system and destroy homes many miles inland, our papers are leading with the "disrupted Britons' holidays" angle. Good work, chaps.

I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR

GAY BAR

In profile

Yes, my nose is that big.

SKOGHALL

I can only assume this is named after the legendary Swedish Hogwarts, famous for its excellent shower facilities.

It's been one of those mornings

Look at this pallet

Just look at it.

And the award for "Most pointless packaging feature" goes to...

Two packs for £3 too, nom.