Man size kitchen roll

for those of us took lazy even to go to the cupboard more than once a month.

Unloved items

Guy has been cycling a lot recently

As in, first in, first out in the beer fridge.

No respect

You pop into the local car part shop for a pint of lubricant and a drive shaft and all you can find is this filth...

Private Rod

Mind your head.

Ham in a can

Ham in a Can!