The price of sloth

More than double price for the convenience of not sticking half in the fridge for later

Suggestive nectarine

is pleased to see me.

I don't remember this being difficult, you know.

Apparently I knollile a butcher

With a bag on my head

Adjacent

At the Great British Beer Festival

Mr Ben the Drunken Aussie

Fun fact: I do not actually find Ben nearly as physically repulsive as this picture suggests.

Does anyone know the number for the golf course?

I'm tempted to say something disparaging but it's easy to forget what improvement this is from the 90s when we all walked about with the full set of UK telephone directories, street maps and board games stuffed into creaky wheelbarrows.

Marilyn Dogsun