Good customer

I feel so proud I could burst. Or maybe I'm just full of pizza.

Best jigsaw ever!

P D James enjoying the literary atmosphere

An unmissable offer

Computers supplied by M. Night...

Chipotle! In London! And it is a magical place

where a can of Fanta and a spoonful of mashed avocado somehow costs nearly three quid. Burrito delicious nontheless.

Frosted

One perfect rose in the garden. Yes that is string. Hush.

And just like that

I have to taste one.

The golden terminator

Apparently I knollile.

So many options...

I take it Subway aren't listed in Volvo sat nav maps.

Croatian naive art museum

Wine and Monster Munch at the Troubadour

Caught it!

Of course I'll probably miss the payoff but you can't have everything eh.

Here we go again!

Imminent liver attack off the starboard bow captain!

So it begins..

Sainsbury's getting it right

As long as you're a stereotypical greetings card woman.

The price of sloth

More than double price for the convenience of not sticking half in the fridge for later

Suggestive nectarine

is pleased to see me.

I don't remember this being difficult, you know.

Apparently I knollile a butcher

With a bag on my head

Adjacent

At the Great British Beer Festival

Mr Ben the Drunken Aussie

Fun fact: I do not actually find Ben nearly as physically repulsive as this picture suggests.

Does anyone know the number for the golf course?

I'm tempted to say something disparaging but it's easy to forget what improvement this is from the 90s when we all walked about with the full set of UK telephone directories, street maps and board games stuffed into creaky wheelbarrows.

Marilyn Dogsun

Don't leave your car unattended in Eton

The vandals may be funny but they can't spell

3D glasses included

My brother doesn't always buy me wine...

The Met's finest..

Burn!

Wandsworth council on fine form. I am in a way happy the old bin lives on and is still useful, being emptied and lined regularly along with its replacement. That said, part of me is horrified that The Brighter Borough can't be arsed to take away this mildly traumatising post-apocalyptic corpse. I mean, it's near a school!

Baggy Trouser Pockets

Filled with sweaty notes

Minding the Gap

Wimbledon Chase station

But I'm afraid of saying something stupid..

Love trees

A large group

Of males on bikes.

Fullers may have this one for free

I am beginning to think that the phenomenon of 'pub inspiration' may actually just be down to unrealistic enthusiasm for essentially mundane nonsense.

John Lennon's vegetarian legacy

On the M25, north of the M40

Back to bed Peppa!

Viz on top form as usual.

Doglets!

Broadband

Way to phone it in, BT.

I am the least nature man in Wandsworth post office right now

Spotted in Wandsworth shopping centre

Is it just me?

Terrifying warning

Spotted on the back of a truck stuck in traffic on the North Circular

PEDESTRIAN

Yes it's new.

And yes drinking it took a bit of practice.

Look what I just bought.

In London. In 2011.

Glad to be gay

Double take

Is it telling that I did one?