Is it just me? It's just me isn't it.

Heavy, black and pendulous

Does 'clip' mean 'soda'?

Yo dawg, we heard you love craps..

Not as painful as trying to work out what on Earth you mean

A nation of nerds

The fact that the first floor is above ground was just normal until I net Americans. Then it was right in the pedantic way that "colour" is right. But now I realise it's just that all British lift operators are secretly programmers.

I am very tempted

to close this suitcase and take it home right now.

Chicken Cottage are really pushing the envelope this time

Still my favourite parts degreasing product

This just in: your suitcase is more injurious to your health than heavy drinking.

No I'm serious. This is - no exaggeration - about half of it.

Waitrose in Richmond has just become some kind of booze Mecca

Proving a Point

First sellout - Codrington Codger

Bouncey castle

A queue no less!

A cheeky pint for the door staff

More blue sky!

What do forecasters know anyway?

The garden is drying up nicely after last night's rain..

Extra name badges

Cooking with gas

The bar is open

Snells Hall is ready for action!

Banners are up on the main road from local metropolis Wantage

A little light DIY before the show

A little spunky

The Funky Monkey is living up to its name!

A solemn moment

As we tap the first barrel!

The signs are up

I don't want to hear any excuses about missing the turning!

Thirsty yet?

All ten beers are on!

First beers on stillage

Best Mates just dropped off two barrels. So we have a festival!

Escalator permanently stairs

(With apologies to Mitch)

Boredom in Wickes

You have to love the long bars at the Great BRitish Beer Festival

A tempting offer

Sainsbury's still can't add up

Max at the festiva

The loosest slots

Packing up the house revealed this gem from St Louis.

Beware of everything!

Another elephant shirt!

I'm on a roll here.

And what exactly would you do about it?

Elephant shirt!

2 euro coins just got cuter!

A door each

Personal Experience

Today's Metro has two one star reviews on its movie pages today. This one raised a chuckle.

1989 £2 coin

Only in England is this considered a street with parking

"Ah, sod it; kids are narrow. There's plenty of room on the pavement for them to share with the cars."

Half price sale!

Celebrity Big Brother LIVE

Says it all, really. Think I'll switch over to Babestation.

2 for £2 fail redux

It's a great combination of stickers, isn't it?